All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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