So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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