No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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