Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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