: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
So apparently I’m into choking now
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