So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
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