Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Maybe he injected his testicle?
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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