Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
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