I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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