Is it because I queefed?
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Randomize
