tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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