i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Randomize
