sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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