Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I think my moral compass just broke
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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