Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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