i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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