FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
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