I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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