she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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