I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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