? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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