Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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