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suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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