so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
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