i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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