we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
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