dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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