She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Did I show you my penis last night?
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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