So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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