You smell like stripper and shame
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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