i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
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