hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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