what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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