yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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