First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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