East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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