It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
We're too hungover to prance.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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