I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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