I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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