So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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