all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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