let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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