Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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