he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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