No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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