Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
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