This is not my ceiling
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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