Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Two words: blizzard sex
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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