Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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