just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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